Paper beats rock? SCORE 35
10th century Norway knew. SCORE 38
Rigged you say? SCORE 27
Gran is looking fly, these days. SCORE 37
Become one with the seal of fluffyness. SCORE 43
OK but what about your venti Starbucks order… SCORE 35
Those bastards lied to me. SCORE 23
Back to basics… SCORE 28
Get in loser, we’re governing! SCORE 23
Beethoven vs. Elon SCORE 26
Just gonna leave this here … SCORE 34
LOUD NOISES! SCORE 24
Your arse, I will boom… SCORE 29
You are the flip to my flop… SCORE 31
Dammit, life. SCORE 25
*Bonk* SCORE 28
Persistent bugger… SCORE 35
OK but what are we talking… Celsius? Kelvin?! SCORE 26
There was an attempt… SCORE 37
The rarest good boi SCORE 32
When assembling your dog, be sure to follow the instructions… SCORE 25
Spoil ya mum, from time to time. SCORE 36
Thanks, I hate Kirby feet. SCORE 27
Moves like Jager… SCORE 26
Rarely trust the internet people. SCORE 27
I’ve been looking everywhere for you… SCORE 24
Who could even think of such a thing as this?! SCORE 35
Consider the upgrade SCORE 29
Come again? SCORE 26
Such is life… SCORE 29
10/10 would read again. SCORE 30
Totes McGoats by Leslie Knope SCORE 31
