*easily amused* SCORE 46
When the waiter FINALLY brings your plate… SCORE 28
Baby Bruce Lee SCORE 28
Barista good. SCORE 61
The fridge was running… SCORE 25
Knowing what time it is, is overrated… SCORE 14
Just mortician things… SCORE 29
This thicc banana SCORE 18
*uses Prime daily* SCORE 23
This does make me happy… SCORE 40
Irony is art. SCORE 31
That’s one way to look at it SCORE 38
Perspective is everything. SCORE 36
What are taxes, tho? SCORE 37
Rent, basically. SCORE 43
He dance the dance of our people. SCORE 25
Father son goals. SCORE 36
Thanks, Chad Ghost SCORE 46
What a time to be alive, honestly. SCORE 34
This is why I game. SCORE 38
Love is odd. SCORE 42
Human v2.3 SCORE 22
Oh the things we’ve seen. SCORE 37
Give us the tomate! SCORE 25
Not bad… SCORE 36
The ultimate insult SCORE 39
We’re narrowing it down SCORE 36
r e l e v a n t SCORE 36
Twitter rarely disappoints. SCORE 31
City’s full. SCORE 20
I could bathe here… SCORE 27
It meeeaaaaans no worries. SCORE 20