According to this book… SCORE 824
Be awesome all the time. SCORE 1033
Are you hungry hungry? SCORE 407
Carving books. SCORE 730
The red dot. SCORE 816
How can you talk if you haven’t got a brain? SCORE 2044
Other comb-over options. SCORE 141
Just waiting for the bus… SCORE 237
Every time! SCORE 845
How to get the girl. SCORE 219
Look at me now… SCORE 956
…I just have to fight this boss. SCORE 369
Statistics on death. SCORE 895
Some people are like slinkies… SCORE 1140
How will people know I’m better than them? SCORE 374
Baby exorcism. SCORE 693
The Birds. SCORE 1060
Why is the floor wet? SCORE 510
Moment ruined. SCORE 674
Near-death experience. SCORE 449
Volkswagen Imperial Walker. SCORE 560
It’s a trap! SCORE 545
By the way… I love you. SCORE 1057
How to not care. SCORE 437
Public service announcement. SCORE 277
Darth being dad. SCORE 430
Happy Monday. SCORE 1029
Study hard. Be evil. SCORE 451
Solid, liquid, gas. SCORE 858
Anti-joke chicken. SCORE 573
Deschanel for President. SCORE 1322
Dislike all the reposts! SCORE 1111