Yo Snape. SCORE 234
Best birth control ever. SCORE 1416
Let’s call our friends! SCORE 710
Why are they all carrying candy? SCORE 1468
I’m great in bed… SCORE 624
Oh. SCORE 1232
Mariachi Connecticut serenades a beluga whale. SCORE 782
Take my hand if you want to live. SCORE 208
New sitcom. SCORE 911
Uhhh… SCORE 721
Likelihood of typing “www” when going to a website. SCORE 467
Sometimes. SCORE 913
I can teleport! SCORE 1333
Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock. SCORE 1208
Tumblr vs Facebook. SCORE 599
Zorro to the rescue! SCORE 950
Seven hours. SCORE 495
The truth about optimism. SCORE 539
Like a… SCORE 601
YES, THIS IS DOG. SCORE 394
Heaven. SCORE 937
Good luck. SCORE 866
Please be troll. SCORE 703
That awesome feeling… SCORE 1200
Wind blows. SCORE 841
Oh. Oh that’s punny… SCORE 589
Just a frozen lake. SCORE 232
If you love two people at the same time… SCORE 522
My reaction to The Lion King. SCORE 458
Not sure if hot chick is hitting on me… SCORE 1189
How to tell if your contacts are inside-out. SCORE 614
Spot the difference. SCORE 1389