Slow Robot
Omg.+So+hawt.
SCORE 199
The+art+of+deception
The art of deception SCORE 22
Lost+my+virginity+at+the+salad+bar%26%238230%3B
Lost my virginity at the salad bar… SCORE 20
That%26%238217%3Bs+a+lil+lame%2C+bro.
That’s a lil lame, bro. SCORE 26
Easy+on+the+pounce%2C+bud%26%238230%3B
Easy on the pounce, bud… SCORE 24
Finally+I%26%238217%3Bll+have+a+clean+house.
Finally I’ll have a clean house. SCORE 32
You%26%238217%3Bll+be+alright%2C+kid.
You’ll be alright, kid. SCORE 32
Iowa+Runs+a+tight+ship
Iowa Runs a tight ship SCORE 24
Toasters+whom+take+their+job+seriously.
Toasters whom take their job seriously. SCORE 29
Alexa+has+determined+your+recent+covid-19+exposure+requires+quarantine.
Alexa has determined your recent covid-19 exposure requires quarantine. SCORE 28
Keep+hustling+daily.
Keep hustling daily. SCORE 27
Five+stars%2C+brother.
Five stars, brother. SCORE 26
Waffles+are+forever.
Waffles are forever. SCORE 19
I+am+not+nice+to+myself%26%238230%3B
I am not nice to myself… SCORE 27
We+must+unite+to+protec+the+doge.
We must unite to protec the doge. SCORE 31
Never+forget.
Never forget. SCORE 27
Save+some+decisions+for+the+multiverse.
Save some decisions for the multiverse. SCORE 20
The+bird+is+the+universe.
The bird is the universe. SCORE 27
The+extinct+Helicorpion+behemoth.
The extinct Helicorpion behemoth. SCORE 18
Fresh+bread+tendies+today%21
Fresh bread tendies today! SCORE 25
I+suppose+there+is+more+than+one+decent+professor.
I suppose there is more than one decent professor. SCORE 41
Thanks+Apple%2C+just+trying+to+have+a+convo+with+my+bff%26%238230%3B
Thanks Apple, just trying to have a convo with my bff… SCORE 20
They%26%238217%3Bre+on+to+me%26%238230%3B
They’re on to me… SCORE 21
The+curse+of+the+job+interview%26%238230%3B
The curse of the job interview… SCORE 27
Furbies+are+an+apex+predator.
Furbies are an apex predator. SCORE 17
Cute%2C+Walt.
Cute, Walt. SCORE 28
I+guess+this+is+fine.
I guess this is fine. SCORE 32
Robocat+would+like+a+word.
Robocat would like a word. SCORE 26
Japan+offers+a+spectrum+of+energy+drinks.
Japan offers a spectrum of energy drinks. SCORE 15
Moving+parts+of+an+off-shore+oil+rig.
Moving parts of an off-shore oil rig. SCORE 16
Big+Ooof.
Big Ooof. SCORE 20
A+well+lit+padded+room%2C+really.
A well lit padded room, really. SCORE 26
Much+happy+doge+dessert.
Much happy doge dessert. SCORE 25
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Onion+rings.
Onion rings. SCORE 157
Goldfish+problems.
Goldfish problems. SCORE 180
Sweet%2C+but+not+quite+right.
Sweet, but not quite right. SCORE 1
Accurate.
Accurate. SCORE 168
Tis+but+a+scratch.
Tis but a scratch. SCORE 215
Just+a+puppy.
Just a puppy. SCORE 181
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