This is what hard boiled penguin eggs look like. SCORE 24
Good guy, The Night King. SCORE 48
I demand a parley! SCORE 48
What’s the deal with cabbage…? SCORE 31
I’m not paranoid… YOU’RE paranoid! SCORE 52
Diets are for New Years… SCORE 50
Egg Opal SCORE 67
Grandpa’s are bad at things sometimes. SCORE 52
Universally true. SCORE 60
The darkness will go away… SCORE 78
Ya’ll acting a fool, IMO. SCORE 34
What is my purpose? SCORE 63
He dried for our sins SCORE 45
Technology doesn’t agree with me… SCORE 54
Being the third wheel can be catastrophic. SCORE 49
Loaf of woof SCORE 79
Retail kills your soul SCORE 54
President Ronald Reagan wearing sweatpants on Air Force One, 1986 SCORE 50
The BFF connection… SCORE 60
Outstanding move. SCORE 90
Meep mee mee meep SCORE 51
Or have a long term relationship with Alexa… SCORE 50
Bananas require peeling SCORE 56
JAH! SCORE 42
Black cat open casting call for the 1961 Edgar Allan Poe film, Tales of Terror. SCORE 57
That’s one way to say it SCORE 87
@IRS SCORE 47
Oh… congrats? SCORE 60
The cast who played Ewoks SCORE 62
Your sacrifice has been seen. SCORE 70
The IT guy at work sent me a new mouse and poked air holes in the envelope. SCORE 67
Everything is an event. SCORE 65
