Only slightly creepy. SCORE -9
Soon. SCORE 8
Our nations finest quidditch players. SCORE 482
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
The future. SCORE 23
If Parks and Rec. characters were children’s books. SCORE 135
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
Mount Rainier, Washington SCORE 257
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 327
I like the sound you make when… SCORE 12
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
How “no homo” sounds. SCORE 21
I can’t wait to see this in my grandkids history books! SCORE 207
Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 222
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
I can never show my face around there again SCORE 9
Accurate. SCORE 146
Come on in, the water’s fine! SCORE -15
Shotgun vs. Rosa parks. SCORE 290
The power of barking SCORE 18
Complimentary air guitar. SCORE 10
King Cuddles. SCORE 8
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
go home science, you’re drunk SCORE 230
Good Guy Dave. SCORE 461
Louigi gets a tough break. SCORE 24
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
