Go fishing with dad they said. “It will be fun” they said… SCORE 136
Loud music. SCORE 15
Loki. SCORE 152
Group projects. SCORE 149
Oh buddy. SCORE 7
When I get home from work. SCORE 105
Time. SCORE 133
This one takes the cake for ugly and creative. SCORE 158
Potential bookmarks SCORE 120
Trying to teach my kids how the thermostat works. SCORE 127
Claus Enough SCORE 7
Boom pregnant! SCORE 14
Things that have never, ever been said. SCORE 158
Why You Don’t See Santa Claus SCORE 11
When you see it. SCORE 5
The shinbone. SCORE 94
The most non-offensive Christmas card. SCORE 9
That’s a terrible surprise. SCORE 139
If you think your life sucks… SCORE 83
How I feel about Christmas. SCORE 8
The Perfect Gift SCORE 188
#KimJongUnHasAStupidHaircut SCORE 12
For Lease Navidad SCORE 13
Well this is depressing. SCORE 4
Best Day of his life so far! SCORE 5
Sir, may I trouble you for some pets? SCORE 11
OH NO OH NO NOOOOO SCORE 120
Germans. SCORE 3
Favorite shows as drinks. SCORE 221
Harry has great taste in music. SCORE 102
Colbert: NASA has found methane on Mars SCORE 149
Colorblind. SCORE 136
