you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 35
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
5 days a week SCORE 45
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
oh wow SCORE 49
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
so true SCORE 37
wrong place, wrong time SCORE 38
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
don’t act like this isn’t true SCORE 28
it’s called fashun SCORE 22
important psa SCORE 44
must pet the pet SCORE 37
but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
they’re my favorite people, too SCORE 36
you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
I’d buy the mayo SCORE 32
cats always come first SCORE 27
there were no survivors SCORE 37
dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
bad ass SCORE 38
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
i know the feeling well SCORE 31
pebble and roll SCORE 65
too late SCORE 38
