dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31
i know the feeling well SCORE 31
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
is that not why we eat them? SCORE 31
too late SCORE 38
i am this dog SCORE 20
freestyle acupuncture SCORE 36
there were no survivors SCORE 37
I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
oh wow SCORE 49
pebble and roll SCORE 65
bad ass SCORE 38
5 days a week SCORE 45
she pretended not to know them and took an uber home SCORE 35
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
I’d buy the mayo SCORE 32
he made his choice SCORE 43
i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
he regrets going to the gym SCORE 32
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
wrong place, wrong time SCORE 38
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 36
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
important psa SCORE 44
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
