Leaving dishes in the sink. SCORE 148
How well I sleep… SCORE 70
Columbian Man SCORE 172
I eat when I’m depressed. SCORE 108
Crayola Color Chart, 1903-2010 SCORE 137
Australians and their cricket SCORE 1
Halloween costumes. SCORE 152
Non-disguised blessings. SCORE 134
Sherlock + Coke. Forever. SCORE 219
Poor moon… SCORE 13
A better way to pour orange juice. SCORE 111
Super Game Facts: Castlevania – Symphony of the Night SCORE -19
Katy Perry fan. SCORE 175
Pump action bike SCORE 12
Extroverts. SCORE 9
Expecto Patrón. SCORE 15
My anaconda don’t want none, unless you defeat the Huns, son. SCORE 127
Hiding my hangover with sunglasses and a hoodie. SCORE 7
Pole dancing. SCORE 117
You will never be this happy. SCORE 137
Asexual is an orientation. SCORE 189
K-Mart in Detroit SCORE 125
This really turns me on… SCORE 14
Nobody knows horsepower like I do. SCORE 116
Feeding homeless animals. SCORE 164
Five Doctors SCORE 175
The red paperclip makes it SCORE 184
Huffpost fixes mistake, makes same mistake in Correction SCORE 11
Crushes, Frozen Yogurt, and a Fake Game of Thrones Spoiler SCORE -1
How Do You Sleep At Night? SCORE 166
Jurassic Park from the Velociraptors’ Perspective SCORE 217
Me at a bar. SCORE 196
