The world’s worst roommate. SCORE 47
Your value does not decrease based on someone’s inability to see your worth. SCORE 66
Sometimes I feel like people are reading my mind… SCORE 89
So I haven’t worn shorts in a while SCORE 42
Pokemon Go is our only hope SCORE 186
English is weird. SCORE 95
My kind of bed SCORE -70
I bet he’s regretting that now. SCORE 145
Wasn’t me SCORE 106
Liz… SCORE 123
So you like metal? SCORE 144
Yankee Doodle SCORE 85
Whenever I embarrass myself SCORE 102
Did you know most of the elements that make up the human body originate from stars? SCORE 62
Coffee, please. SCORE 22
I’ll Just Look It Up SCORE 44
Miscommunication SCORE 88
What if Radagast the Brown got the One Ring? SCORE 78
Dale and his girlfriend SCORE 133
I would watch this SCORE 110
Suicide Squad trying to be edgy SCORE 101
Parents are never satisfied SCORE 135
Not today. SCORE 205
Nein times cuter SCORE 119
Should you trust people? SCORE 78
Twist! SCORE 138
He belongs in the ocean SCORE 202
Marriage is mostly about knowing which hand towels you can use… SCORE 100
Somethings not right here… SCORE 160
When you hate your neighbors SCORE 87
Are you the bottom of my laptop? SCORE 108
Parks & Rec would’ve had such a hilarious episode about Pokemon Go. SCORE 149
