If Monday morning were a person SCORE 107
Well, it’s bean a good run, guys… SCORE 116
Dikdik SCORE 14
Close to a black hole. SCORE 118
I ain’t even mad. SCORE -23
Chipotle. SCORE 156
Kill me now. SCORE 94
Gardeners. SCORE 225
Voldemort is like a teen girl. SCORE 222
Childhood is not a disease. SCORE -17
Stereotypes. SCORE 112
You know its liberal when…. SCORE 12
Jennifer Lawrence. SCORE -1
And I’m the only one who thinks it’s funny… SCORE 152
Bullying SCORE 7
Looks like a comfy place to sleep SCORE 96
Am I in the planet earth?! SCORE 17
Pugception. SCORE 133
You are narrow, scalding and irrational. SCORE 224
Sgtrane mnid. SCORE -13
The happiest places in America. SCORE 8
Looking for reasons to care (but I’m not finding any) SCORE 76
Pancakes with abs. SCORE 128
Louis CK on the nude celebrity photo hack. SCORE 8
He knows no pain! SCORE 218
Eminem will get you. SCORE 188
Low cholesterol. SCORE 104
I love Joey’s logic. SCORE 148
Fall. SCORE 122
She ain’t wrong SCORE 189
Define normal SCORE 169
Be-you-tiful. SCORE 6
