I can’t math. SCORE 180
This is Facebook, not Google… SCORE 313
I’m trapped inside! SCORE 226
Blame hurricane. SCORE 166
What? SCORE 238
Perfect order. SCORE 207
Only in America. SCORE 78
Do want. SCORE 177
He needed some exercise. SCORE 226
Please be troll. SCORE 205
XYZPDQ. SCORE 188
Words. SCORE 259
Good thing I don’t watch TV… SCORE 268
Why we invaded Iraq. SCORE 279
Yay geeko sapiens! SCORE 181
Cool camels are cool. SCORE 298
Creepy cat is creepy. SCORE 217
Lemon Stewie. SCORE 111
News flash. SCORE 269
Captain Optimism vs. Pessimistic Man. SCORE 240
Dammit. SCORE 191
I’m feeling lucky. SCORE 249
Words. SCORE 178
Thesis sucks. SCORE 230
Luna Lovegood… SCORE 244
Guys vs. girls. SCORE 172
…but I don’t have a sister. SCORE 269
Arrested Development vs. Jersey Shore. SCORE 168
In a perfect world. SCORE 271
Do I know you? SCORE 217
Popsicle vs. ice cream cone. SCORE 143
Poor Sponge Bob. SCORE 122