those aren’t legs? SCORE 26
it was necessary SCORE 17
optical illusion SCORE 22
yes SCORE 15
some assembly required SCORE 8
he should have retired years ago SCORE 21
i feel ripped off SCORE 7
just to make it sound like i care SCORE 14
problem solved SCORE 12
did i do it right? SCORE 15
just part of my day SCORE 16
the way the universe works SCORE 21
mt doom scrolling SCORE 40
3104558 SCORE 4
slow down there, picnic bear SCORE 11
the inescapable future SCORE 20
relationships in reverse SCORE 9
get back into it at your own pace SCORE 49
… but you won’t succeed SCORE 16
why not? SCORE 12
this makes me sad SCORE 5
they’ve finally gone too far SCORE 10
how badly do you have to go? SCORE 8
c’mon, finish cooking already! SCORE 14
showing his appreciation SCORE 36
why dirty a real mug? SCORE 19
no bones about it SCORE 13
go away, robert SCORE 19
every vacation once you have kids SCORE 14
just chew and swallow SCORE 12
a venn diagram SCORE 24
they can’t help themselves SCORE 16
