Dads in the office. SCORE 72
Can I help you human? SCORE 60
"I’ll just sleep right here so nobody steals my food" SCORE 81
Boop SCORE 50
Mother speaking a language that everyone understands. SCORE 79
This is the future. Robots looking after our health. SCORE 57
The manager of the cleaning company we use had a wholesome reaction when I accidentally sent her a text meant for my wife. SCORE 80
My friend had this "service animal" on her flight today SCORE 59
Classic. SCORE 39
I would eat all of this. SCORE 40
All The Health Food Advocates Of This World SCORE 60
The moment that both my phone and laptop are dead SCORE 53
Cat gives his friend a relaxing message SCORE 66
Denny’s is always there to help out SCORE 84
But why are you so loud for? SCORE 27
Buh Bye now! SCORE 47
Those Years Of Pot (smashing) Have Finally Caught SCORE 71
Beer holding competition SCORE 85
Took me a second… SCORE 67
WebMD, increasing anxiety since 1996 SCORE 59
I. Can’t. Wait. SCORE 41
Simple biology SCORE 97
I’ve been dating my girlfriend for six years… SCORE 45
My Only Fortune That Has Ever Come True SCORE 101
How to take care of your iron. SCORE 44
United Airlines was over-booked SCORE 68
Don’t mind me i’m just the milkman SCORE 58
Swipe right for Jesus. SCORE 55
This is the view from the Pizza Hut balcony in Egypt. SCORE 62
Hittin the grind so hard it kills SCORE 95
Branch Manager & Assistant to the Branch Manager. SCORE 75
I rest my case. SCORE 57