you know you’re an npc if… SCORE 34
taking lots of tylenol that evening SCORE 9
it was both a compliment and an insult SCORE 24
an internet time capsule SCORE 11
have you ever heard of death cab for cutie? SCORE 9
what will happen to our squid games? SCORE 29
never SCORE 8
game changing decision SCORE 27
modern fashion SCORE 4
learn to love the rewrite SCORE 13
there’s a clear line separating satire and bullying SCORE 51
as cats are known to do SCORE 10
genius SCORE 34
that’s hot SCORE 13
csi will never run out of ideas SCORE 17
would you build a bear? SCORE 15
this room is full of cheer SCORE 29
obituary written by a bot SCORE 38
i both lava and hate you at the same time SCORE 8
horses SCORE 13
just don’t get caught SCORE 16
water kitty SCORE 5
i’m not trying to push you into traffic SCORE 17
always do the car test SCORE 20
her demands never stop SCORE 17
they’re summoning their snail god SCORE 18
free to be me SCORE 24
what bear? i don’t see a bear SCORE 12
how it should have ended SCORE 21
build the killdozer SCORE 1
this is a flower SCORE 17
the legend of taylor swift SCORE 14
