If a deep sea diver’s pump fails. SCORE 170
Hang on Woody! SCORE 131
A message from your kids’ teachers. SCORE 162
Stop showing me pictures of your kids. SCORE 154
How to save on car insurance. SCORE 240
Tested on animals! SCORE 318
Is it time for dogs to have a social network of their own? SCORE 202
Table juggling is awesome. SCORE 176
You never get over being shot in the head. SCORE 333
Star Wars: Retold (by someone who hasn’t seen it.) SCORE 158
A matter of perspective. SCORE 356
Life is like photography. SCORE 260
Thermalchromatic urinal. SCORE 241
How movie trailers work. SCORE 164
How my brain works. SCORE 327
Scumbag cats. SCORE 195
Popping popcorn in super slow motion. SCORE 220
Awesome pancakes are awesome. SCORE 229
When females take group photos. SCORE 298
Ethan, an autistic six year old, plays Piano Man. SCORE 161
The truth. SCORE 259
I’m not saying you should give up your dreams. SCORE 143
I love animals. SCORE 316
Tom Cruise wins. SCORE 162
The Ovengers. SCORE 248
How to make that horrible Mothers’ Day gift better. SCORE 277
Lady Troopers. SCORE 201
Past-me vs. present-me. SCORE 179
Do want. SCORE 267
I just want someone who… SCORE 203
Thank you mom! SCORE 185
These are tearable puns. SCORE 174
