Every time… SCORE 167
Better Fund This. SCORE -1
Russian doll cellphones SCORE 3
Uh, maybe you shouldn’t have kids… SCORE 2
Proof that girls are evil. SCORE 232
It was so clean though… SCORE 0
Eat me, please. SCORE 5
Crunches are hard… SCORE 67
A lovely self portrait. SCORE 121
How I feel about Coldplay. SCORE -81
You’ll have to break my heart to know all my secrets… SCORE 135
I heart the internet. SCORE 89
Donuts bring me joy. SCORE 60
Harry Potter alphabet characters SCORE 20
Halloween is scary… SCORE 22
Sage advice. SCORE 87
Mr. Tea SCORE 102
wow… SCORE 1
Family photos. SCORE 2
Well that’s depressing…. SCORE 183
It’s cool… He’s famous. SCORE 208
The cycles of life. SCORE 205
Things that blew your mind when you were a kid. SCORE 160
Get a tasty new look! SCORE 96
Ron Swanson. SCORE 66
I’m gonna be a mighty king. SCORE 244
A Slam Poem to Bacon (with Nick Offerman). SCORE 22
Sweet bodies. SCORE 182
LOL SCORE 5
You wanna know how I got these scars? SCORE 124
For all the ballers… SCORE 2
Bacon s’mores? Yes, please! SCORE 46