terrible storytelling expert SCORE 33
checking on the banana bread SCORE 18
wishbone taught us all classic literature SCORE 35
if this doesn’t work i give up SCORE 12
happy dog before and after asking to go outside and play in the snow SCORE 31
he always wanted to get on a fire truck and finally built up the courage to ask SCORE 46
when you’re walking down the cereal aisle and see yourself in the security monitor SCORE 16
children practice reading books to shelter dogs so they don’t feel alone SCORE 27
rat snitch brian the good time ruiner strikes again SCORE 31
dogs only care about one thing and it’s disgusting SCORE 21
we have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty SCORE 39
ikea is grown up lego SCORE 22
i just need 8-12 hours of alone time in the morning SCORE 28
kids reminded this grown man that sometimes it’s healthy to just… act like a kid SCORE 87
only using food, where do you live? SCORE 34
there’s no time to explain, get in the pea SCORE 27
terry pratchett understood all humans deserve to be treated fairly SCORE 32
marked safe from dishonor SCORE 9
are you getting enough sleep? SCORE 14
shoutout to that one person that listens SCORE 47
me watching you edit my google doc SCORE 14
and for no reason your life flashes before your eyes SCORE 29
the one tool that makes it impossible to open your kitchen drawer every time SCORE 29
extreme gardening SCORE 35
cute winking cat SCORE 19
depressed dog wanted to stay on vacation SCORE 26
don’t open the blinds while i watch my stories SCORE 15
every sneeze is dangerous when you’re an adult SCORE 26
buddhist heaven is called… SCORE 26
Angry laundry machine noises SCORE 19
make sure she knows your father material by texting “okay” and using the thumbs up emoji SCORE 17
a baseball bat by any other name is just a hit stick SCORE 13
