you’re probably faking it SCORE 53
the best opening paragraph of all time SCORE 35
and some of us even have a mysterious third hand SCORE 18
everyone needs a hill SCORE 25
tiny but a might roar SCORE 18
i’d like to rent a vowel SCORE 14
memes cure everything SCORE 10
i just love food too much SCORE 21
my fart is on the floor SCORE 25
medical mystery SCORE 25
wilst thou things ever change? SCORE 18
what fantasy are you revealing? SCORE 22
then finally stick in somewhere when you find it again SCORE 25
i chose the wrong career SCORE 31
the one ring to get me to say yes SCORE 25
some people really do need this level of direction SCORE 22
happens all the time SCORE 26
that’s actually funny, jeff SCORE 28
absolutely exhausting SCORE 21
the best ride at every county fair SCORE 20
can’t hurt to try SCORE 31
hulk needs to learn to keep some desires to himself SCORE 17
no trash panda was harmed SCORE 16
tim burton pterosaur SCORE 24
tweezers just don’t get the job done SCORE 14
smells like sadness SCORE 16
where’s the disconnect? SCORE 44
important notes for male writers SCORE 42
you’re not leaving us, we’re leaving you! SCORE 10
no one leaves a party before i do SCORE 21
the sweat is for seasoning SCORE 15
my next hobby SCORE 13
