Mariachi Connecticut serenades a beluga whale. SCORE 782
It’s my birthday! SCORE 506
New sitcom. SCORE 911
Favoritism. SCORE 1451
Forever alone level over 9000. SCORE 309
Spot the difference. SCORE 1389
I’m great in bed… SCORE 624
Don’t you dare. SCORE 808
T-Rex hates pushups… SCORE 254
Take my hand if you want to live. SCORE 208
Billie Jean Venn Diagram. SCORE 422
Stages of procrastination. SCORE 1128
Let’s call our friends! SCORE 710
Oh. Oh that’s punny… SCORE 589
Yo is dis my… SCORE 399
White people problems. SCORE 237
How to tell if your contacts are inside-out. SCORE 614
For your viewing pleasure. SCORE 304
Working beard door. SCORE 411
That awesome feeling… SCORE 1200
He touched the butt! SCORE 549
Wait a minute… SCORE 656
Like a… SCORE 601
My reaction to The Lion King. SCORE 458
Likelihood of typing “www” when going to a website. SCORE 467
The truth about optimism. SCORE 539
People I insult. SCORE 1135
Quit smoking. SCORE 330
Wind blows. SCORE 841
Yo Snape. SCORE 234
Duck, duck, Douche! SCORE 1017
Hunting elephants. SCORE 1247
