Being Calm In Traffic Jams SCORE 7
Need To Use The Sleep? SCORE 144
Haiku about my mornings SCORE 5
The Terrorists Are Winning SCORE 91
That’s what friends are for… SCORE 4
Wait for it.. SCORE 15
A Missile In Slow Motion SCORE 7
Saddest Cookbook Ever Written SCORE 12
Now This Is Real Love SCORE 13
Kevin Hart is nailing it SCORE -7
It Almost Never Worked SCORE 15
The Best Horror Story In Two Sentences SCORE 9
My hotel understands my needs. SCORE 11
When Women Talk About Colors SCORE 129
I lent a hot girl my umbrella yesterday SCORE 4
Kitchen island with built in seating SCORE 182
A lava river SCORE 11
I’m fine SCORE 17
Because I'll never grow up SCORE 11
That’s Not Your Bed SCORE -2
This Children’s Book Explains My Life SCORE 143
Nope SCORE 6
True beauty SCORE 9
Be yourself SCORE 162
Former forest ranger wanted to see the outdoors one more time, so the firefighters wheeled him through the forest. SCORE 171
One of these things is not like the other… SCORE 1
A Simpler Time SCORE 172
Comfort zone SCORE 9
Doesn’t make any sense SCORE 17
Somethings never change SCORE 9
I love moo too SCORE 12
John Lenon Was Right SCORE 9
