Word! SCORE 19
When in doubt, lick the door… SCORE 244
Surprise bedtime. SCORE 169
Truth. SCORE 182
Wrong Show SCORE 191
How is this possible? SCORE 277
My feelings toward college. SCORE 158
I was mugged! SCORE 130
At least I can find the area of a triangle. SCORE 195
Man accidentally sets wife on fire at gas station SCORE -6
Self checkout. SCORE 244
I love you more than… SCORE 122
I yawned! SCORE 10
Seriously, don’t ever tell a sad person about the less fortunate SCORE 258
Because Reasons SCORE 224
I’m not great at advice… SCORE 213
Try not to cry. Cry a lot. SCORE 205
BROFIST SCORE -3
Meanwhile in Canada… SCORE 178
Some enemies lose the fight… SCORE 270
Pink Freud. SCORE 161
I thought Thriller was 1980’s hits… SCORE 6
Disney princesses with beards. SCORE 127
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions… SCORE 174
I don’t want to smell those steams! SCORE 21
Thanks Max. SCORE 327
How many more sessions doc? I’m not feeling any better. SCORE 13
The holidays are coming. SCORE 169
"Look Daddy, I’m a unicorn!" SCORE 170
50 Shades Of Doge SCORE 20
A legit reason for not doing your homework. SCORE 280
Mark Twain on death. SCORE 150
