how to pet a dog SCORE 16
this needs to be in a fast and furious movie SCORE 6
earth sandwich SCORE 36
wrong on so many levels SCORE 6
being a rug would be easier SCORE 11
they would breed SCORE 25
delicates SCORE 3
i have cats SCORE 9
i’ll be back SCORE 9
false advertising SCORE 9
drunk drama SCORE 9
choose your own speed SCORE 21
what’s the location? SCORE 30
myself, obviously SCORE 32
whoops SCORE 6
bologna! SCORE 18
404 error SCORE 8
all the yes SCORE 16
more cheesecake SCORE 16
the box isn’t edible? SCORE 7
the movie makes itself SCORE 16
nice cat SCORE 9
it was just a nap SCORE 20
the lord’s carbs SCORE 15
drunk humming bird SCORE 34
ankle tattoos SCORE 27
give the church cat time to adjust SCORE 35
failed eye test SCORE 34
they traded places SCORE 28
the worst character SCORE 24
evil underpants SCORE 28
you can’t yeehaw away from your problems SCORE 16