If you watch…. SCORE 186
The world’s largest swimming pool. SCORE 209
A cat’s life. SCORE 0
Accurate. SCORE 168
There may be a spy among us. SCORE 214
Dear shaving commercials. SCORE 254
This is what I feel like now! SCORE 12
I’m so glad that never panned out as I imagined. SCORE 334
Attack! SCORE 200
Oh hipsters… SCORE 130
Jenga! SCORE 198
We’ve all had that moment. SCORE 110
Onion rings. SCORE 158
You are traffic. SCORE 242
Books I could write. SCORE 107
Goldfish problems. SCORE 180
Grumpy cat and I have something in common. SCORE 217
Big cats also like boxes. SCORE 164
More than meets the eye. SCORE 183
Women’s logic. SCORE -73
Harry Potter’s iPhone. SCORE 208
I need dis. SCORE 203
I’m too legit to quit SCORE 230
Oh hot reservoir. SCORE 387
Why I hate movie theaters. SCORE 180
Scumbag alcohol. SCORE 65
I miss you… SCORE 190
Science FTW! SCORE 153
It feels good. SCORE 176
It isn’t. SCORE 183
Betcha Can’t SCORE -2
Whale bullies. SCORE 140
