When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
The 8-pound killing machine SCORE 88
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 74
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
The beginning of a beautiful friendship. SCORE 116
Mama no. SCORE 52
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 48
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
I GUESS SCORE 46
That’s sure one way of putting it… SCORE 58
A lobsters life for me! SCORE 44
Timeout buddy. SCORE 25
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 49
I’d rather not know.. SCORE 55
I could live in this Matrix… SCORE 55
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 65
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 58
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 40
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69
James Fridman teaches students what a cool teacher should look like SCORE 106
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
The life of a book. SCORE 74
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
+ cry. SCORE 119
Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 39
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
