Makes sense. SCORE -161
I don’t understand banks… SCORE 166
Stairs are lava. SCORE 43
Rocks bouncing on a frozen lake. SCORE 30
When I have kids… SCORE 152
How Canadians swim. SCORE 222
There there, Lindsay. SCORE 59
Meanwhile, in Russia… SCORE 429
This year will be different! SCORE 101
I made it with my bum! SCORE 210
I want to go to there. SCORE 184
Like a boss? SCORE 139
I’m not good with babies. SCORE 177
Sock kitty! SCORE 169
Jurassic Park. SCORE 296
The other Spiderman. SCORE 86
The advantages of being fat. SCORE 145
How women flirt. SCORE 139
Watermelon seeds. SCORE 169
If my calculations are correct… SCORE 104
How I learned to count. SCORE 174
This year. SCORE 136
The perfect martini. SCORE 4
New Year’s resolutions. SCORE 120
Things I’m still waiting for. SCORE 108
Because, reasons. SCORE 79
Are you calling me fat? SCORE 160
A dog’s life. SCORE 124
Lockitron- too much technology SCORE -1
So you still think homosexuality is sinful? SCORE 62
I’m so very fawned of you. SCORE 132
Shampoo these days. SCORE 390
