Get this kid an [f]ork! SCORE 7
*have SCORE 17
Bless each other PRN. SCORE 28
More breadsticks please. SCORE 12
Everybody loves an origin story. SCORE 20
Free vaccine in the parking lot this morning! SCORE 10
He has never felt so empowered. SCORE 31
I wonder how many calories are burned washing hands… SCORE 19
Satanicly cheesy! SCORE 18
George Washington’s military trunk bed used during the Revolutionary War, circa 1775 SCORE 27
Use Banana leaves as natural packaging to reduce plastic use, please. SCORE 27
HHHGGGEEEERHHHRRRRR SCORE 22
Sloooowwwww gato. SCORE 21
Technically you give a little fuc… SCORE 24
This is not the cake you’re looking for… SCORE 20
Career options are actually pretty limited… SCORE 25
The Office cameos SCORE 11
Well he’s not wrong. SCORE 23
hello little friend SCORE 20
sent via FAX SCORE 16
Gotta same ’em all. SCORE 30
Letter sent by A Singaporean Principal before exams SCORE 26
Default to death, generally. SCORE 17
Do the blink! SCORE 24
Dolly Parton just help cure AIDS, basically. SCORE 29
Life is a joke and you’re the punch line. SCORE 26
There’s probably a judge out there who would hear it… SCORE 9
I’ll scratch your back if you scratch mine SCORE 24
Steal the world! SCORE 22
Gonna be a few yet, bub. SCORE 30
Facebook ads be like… SCORE 16
Words. SCORE 9
