cats are sleep artists SCORE 18
can’t say they didn’t follow the instructions SCORE 24
savage dad humor SCORE 13
somebody stop him! SCORE 32
the greatest crime of all SCORE 14
we’ve come a long way since egypt SCORE 21
the sun. it hurts my eyes! SCORE 14
my favorite genre SCORE 12
true pet love SCORE 32
bring back the yakbak SCORE 19
am i medium chunky salsa? SCORE 10
so funny i’m dying SCORE 18
how could my body betray me like this? SCORE 24
look at it SCORE 5
your weird career choice is valid SCORE 9
whoa. do not like that SCORE 19
not more than a day SCORE 30
this is why i am the way i am SCORE 28
all in favor zip your lips SCORE 32
the tiger is out SCORE 22
goth pockets SCORE 4
those poor bartenders SCORE 30
whoops SCORE 18
goth nerds SCORE 25
we out here vibing SCORE 37
dude SCORE 39
caught in the act SCORE 23
this was revolutionary stuff SCORE 27
you know you’re at a good wedding when this happens SCORE 25
gotta pay for the funeral somehow SCORE 19
extremely aggressive eye contact SCORE 23
living my best life SCORE 25