My son accidentally left his favorite stuffed animal, Hamilton, on my dad's farm. My dad had a little fun making a story out of it. SCORE 155
My favorite Lego Star Wars set as a kid SCORE 73
New year, same me SCORE 86
Bathroom with a glass floor and an open shaft below SCORE 104
She got one thing right. SCORE 28
PWNNNNEEEEDDD SCORE 145
No dog in the race. SCORE -60
They demand perfection! SCORE 174
Busted SCORE 119
A balanced diet. SCORE 176
The Cameron Highlanders in 1914 before going to war, and in 1918 after the armistice SCORE 67
For every note I'll take a bite. SCORE 103
What kind of sorcery is this? SCORE 138
Walt Disney Presents: Game Of Thrones SCORE 98
Welcome to Australia. SCORE 314
Mark Hamill replied to my tweet the other day on my new Landspeeder! SCORE 137
Cool camels are cool. SCORE 295
How to properly pack. SCORE 63
A life in the shower. SCORE 217
Because we are friends SCORE 149
Hermione SCORE 65
It’s the best my manager could come up with. SCORE 132
Puppy pals. SCORE 228
Thanks for inventing the Super Soakers Lonnie SCORE 180
Monty Python reigns yet again SCORE 222
things you should judge people for SCORE 178
Seriously piss off though. SCORE 187
Moustacha. SCORE 155
Elon Musk announcing he’s gonna donate $1M to plant 1M trees SCORE 24
Anonymity is overrated. SCORE 115
Consumerism. SCORE 115
Try kidnapping! SCORE 138
