
How to sell a cucumber. SCORE 41

Let’er roll, Ted. SCORE 43

Snip snap! Snip snap! SCORE 39

Cinderella pre rhinoplasty SCORE 20

Thanks I hate breakfast. SCORE 32

I can only take you in small amounts, dear. SCORE 20

Go directly to dad prison. SCORE 32

…and then I puked. SCORE 40

The cat offers disproval at birds being kept as pets. SCORE 18

*spits venom* SCORE 37

Its gods real estate, really. SCORE 19

Bulk peanut butter is an easy sell. SCORE 11

This owl was once a man… SCORE 37

I, for one, welcome our new drone overlords… SCORE 33

This is fine… SCORE 31

Please stop destroying the loo… SCORE 30

My gran is proud of me. SCORE 23

If there was ever a reason to believe… SCORE 58

I would prefer prostitatered. SCORE 20

I’m something of a waiter myself. SCORE 20

you could pinch my cheeks, if you wanted to… SCORE 13

IKEA sells a chocolate build-a-moose kit, allegedly. SCORE 43

…Nickels! SCORE 70

The age of sin seems nice… SCORE 47

Tiger versus mud SCORE 47

Why posties go postal. SCORE 27

The sheer girth of this bird persons bird… SCORE 42

I did not see that coming… SCORE 36

Anything is a corral if you try hard enough. SCORE 74

Family singalong time! SCORE 24

bulbasaur around the world. SCORE 46

Well, here it is… SCORE 36