Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 58
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
Timeout buddy. SCORE 25
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 48
Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69
Are you even real? SCORE 113
I GUESS SCORE 46
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 65
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 74
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
The 8-pound killing machine SCORE 88
Mama no. SCORE 52
I’d rather not know.. SCORE 55
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
That’s sure one way of putting it… SCORE 58
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 49
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 40
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
I could live in this Matrix… SCORE 55
James Fridman teaches students what a cool teacher should look like SCORE 106
Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 39
+ cry. SCORE 119
The life of a book. SCORE 74
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
A lobsters life for me! SCORE 44
The beginning of a beautiful friendship. SCORE 116
