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Hey%2C+happy+birthday%21%21%21%21
have+a+good+one+eh
have a good one eh SCORE 17
thou+shalt+be+my+date
thou shalt be my date SCORE -1
how+do+you+do%2C+younglings
how do you do, younglings SCORE 14
these+lifehacks+need+to+stop
these lifehacks need to stop SCORE 33
just+give+me+a+few+moments+to+remember+it%26%238230%3B
just give me a few moments to remember it… SCORE 19
finally%2C+a+heart+i+deserve
finally, a heart i deserve SCORE 15
and+yet+i+see+clearer+than+ever+before
and yet i see clearer than ever before SCORE -1
and+you+still+end+up+blanking+until+3am
and you still end up blanking until 3am SCORE 35
the+childhood+loophole
the childhood loophole SCORE 17
this+pun+lacks+drive
this pun lacks drive SCORE 14
i+repeat%2C+this+is+not+a
i repeat, this is not a SCORE 8
nothing+like+being+roasted+by+a+teacher
nothing like being roasted by a teacher SCORE 25
we+need+to+decriminalize+onions
we need to decriminalize onions SCORE 21
REPENT%2C+SINNERS
REPENT, SINNERS SCORE 15
i+am+become+the+haggard+old
i am become the haggard old SCORE 36
you%26%238217%3Bd+think+that%26%238217%3Bd+be+handy
you’d think that’d be handy SCORE 19
all+you+can+do+is+give+a+thumbs+up
all you can do is give a thumbs up SCORE 14
its+the+parent+tax
its the parent tax SCORE 12
i+guess+jesus+christ+wood
i guess jesus christ wood SCORE 15
the+most+dangerous+weapon+of+them+all
the most dangerous weapon of them all SCORE 22
this+is+known+as+the+%26%238220%3Bnope%26%238221%3B+tree
this is known as the “nope” tree SCORE 20
what+a+helpful+lass
what a helpful lass SCORE 26
a+genius+idea
a genius idea SCORE 24
hold+up+a+sec%26%238230%3B
hold up a sec… SCORE 11
plz+stahp
plz stahp SCORE 8
i+spent+hours+making+it+comfy%2C+why+can%26%238217%3Bt+i+enjoy+it%3F
i spent hours making it comfy, why can’t i enjoy it? SCORE 18
feeling+a+bit+called+out+rn
feeling a bit called out rn SCORE 24
but+what+about+the+genus+of+squirrel%26%238230%3B
but what about the genus of squirrel… SCORE 39
at+least+he+wasn%26%238217%3Bt+a+stickler
at least he wasn’t a stickler SCORE 0
perfectly+captured+the+sound+I+make+when+my+alarm+wakes+me+up
perfectly captured the sound I make when my alarm wakes me up SCORE 29
ah%2C+the+ol%26%238217%3B+family+road+trip%26%238230%3B
ah, the ol’ family road trip… SCORE 5
now+that%26%238217%3Bs+a+good+deal
now that’s a good deal SCORE 5
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I found a Fish Trapped Inside a Jellyfish SCORE 91
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Being David Tennant. SCORE 84
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Come on Sesame Street. Step up your game… SCORE 79
Best+%2420+I%26%238217%3Bve+ever+spent.
Best $20 I’ve ever spent. SCORE 55
The+4th+Richest+Man+in+the+world+%28Warren+Buffett%29+Still+lives+in+the+House+he+bought+for+%2431%2C500+in+1958
The 4th Richest Man in the world (Warren Buffett) Still lives in the House he bought for $31,500 in 1958 SCORE 141
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