reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
so true SCORE 37
too late SCORE 38
don’t act like this isn’t true SCORE 28
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
pebble and roll SCORE 65
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
5 days a week SCORE 45
bad ass SCORE 38
i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
important psa SCORE 44
there were no survivors SCORE 37
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
they’re my favorite people, too SCORE 36
I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31
oh wow SCORE 49
you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 35
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
wrong place, wrong time SCORE 38
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
must pet the pet SCORE 37
dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
cats always come first SCORE 27
I’d buy the mayo SCORE 32
it’s called fashun SCORE 22
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
