When I realized how long ago I bought my last can of Old Bay... SCORE 121
How to impress Neil deGrasse Tyson. SCORE 236
Have a Merry Christmas. SCORE 88
John, muh qwueen. SCORE 45
2015 was a crazy year SCORE 102
God disapproves SCORE 67
OHHH WAH AH AH AH SCORE 18
Such a missed opportunity. SCORE 193
TUrns out that wasn't the problem... SCORE 58
Even With A Hurricane Coming, People Would... SCORE 91
I wonder what song the Little Mermaid was singing... SCORE 39
Dumbfounded, actually. SCORE 18
I'm against picketing but I don't know how to show it. SCORE 163
Injustice! SCORE 63
Aaaaah, I'm late! SCORE 154
I'm not very strong willed. SCORE 249
That moment when… SCORE 143
Be safe out there. SCORE 30
They don't really need to advertise to us, do they? SCORE 12
Color me impressed SCORE 109
Chris Pratt. SCORE 267
People who put lyrics as their status. SCORE 269
NO VAMPIRES BEYOND THIS POINT SCORE 22
Mind. Blown. SCORE 126
When someone asks me at Costco if I want to try a food sample SCORE 35
Pretty much guaranteed to crash SCORE 61
This is an electric violin SCORE 118
Swooopshhhh! SCORE 128
Time to rage quit SCORE 215
Perspective is everything. SCORE 77
Me too. SCORE 155
How you know it's time to clean your wallet... SCORE 175
