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How to impress Neil deGrasse Tyson. SCORE 236

Have a Merry Christmas. SCORE 88

John, muh qwueen. SCORE 45

2015 was a crazy year SCORE 102

God disapproves SCORE 67

OHHH WAH AH AH AH SCORE 18

Such a missed opportunity. SCORE 193

TUrns out that wasn't the problem... SCORE 58

Even With A Hurricane Coming, People Would... SCORE 91

I wonder what song the Little Mermaid was singing... SCORE 39

Dumbfounded, actually. SCORE 18

I'm against picketing but I don't know how to show it. SCORE 163

Injustice! SCORE 63

Aaaaah, I'm late! SCORE 154

I'm not very strong willed. SCORE 249

That moment when… SCORE 143

Be safe out there. SCORE 30

They don't really need to advertise to us, do they? SCORE 12

Color me impressed SCORE 109

Chris Pratt. SCORE 267

People who put lyrics as their status. SCORE 269

NO VAMPIRES BEYOND THIS POINT SCORE 22

Mind. Blown. SCORE 126

When someone asks me at Costco if I want to try a food sample SCORE 35

Pretty much guaranteed to crash SCORE 61

This is an electric violin SCORE 118

Swooopshhhh! SCORE 128

Time to rage quit SCORE 215

Perspective is everything. SCORE 77

Me too. SCORE 155

How you know it's time to clean your wallet... SCORE 175