Every time I get my hair cut. SCORE 138
Help me Obi Wan Kanobi you’re my only hope. SCORE 142
The adventures of Santa Claus. SCORE -36
Vulgarity is no substitute for wit. SCORE 414
Shield activated! SCORE 107
Why I can’t watch Breaking Bad. SCORE 271
Tipping etiquette around the world. SCORE 100
Brace yourself. SCORE 97
5 uses for a trembling chihuahua. SCORE 120
Askhole. SCORE 101
So this is boxing day. SCORE 141
Accurate. SCORE 170
Happy New Year! SCORE 164
The dentist is overrated. SCORE 163
Modern day Mona Lisa. SCORE 53
This new ride at Disney Land looks awesome. SCORE 66
I need this. SCORE 174
Tetris problems. SCORE 206
No ink? SCORE 139
Talking to dad. SCORE 300
If “Taken” happened to me. SCORE 168
People who put lyrics as their status. SCORE 271
When packaging gets clever. SCORE 393
We’re looking for an Asian actor. SCORE 127
Poor Mitt. SCORE 92
To judge a man by his weakest link… SCORE 164
In case of love. SCORE 120
Scumbag pigeons. SCORE 171
Attempted noms. SCORE 147
That’s rough. SCORE 192
Leafy greens? SCORE 87
Sad. SCORE 213
