Cousin of Crentist the Dentist. SCORE 21
Weaponized airbags OR This airbag succulents. SCORE 13
Look what you’ve done to the children… SCORE 17
The Snitch is breakfast. SCORE 24
HJÖNK SCORE 23
Feel everything, occaisionally. SCORE 19
4th grade me coming back to school from my doctors appointment SCORE 21
Ode to the parent. SCORE 26
An inseparable pair. SCORE 26
High tech snac SCORE 7
I did it! SCORE 17
You’ve tweeted your last twet. SCORE 23
Harry Potter Was Christian SCORE 22
G’day, Paul. SCORE 22
In Mexico, crosswalk man has a hat and a dog SCORE 19
Dick The Halls With Boughs Of Holly… SCORE 20
When life gives you lemons…? SCORE 21
There is a road in France called passage du gois, which can only be used twice a day for a few hours. Then it disappears under 13 feet of water. SCORE 23
It’s simple really… death. Lot’s of dying. SCORE 33
Stolen valor… SCORE 23
Get no respect around here… SCORE 20
He’s so proud of his new job making meownimum wage. SCORE 30
Get ya’ head out the gutter. SCORE 21
Doughnuts on the side, probably. SCORE 24
Touch the butt! SCORE 28
Buckle up… SCORE 16
Jalapeño flavored M SCORE 11
ANGST SCORE 18
Passion is passion, whoever you are. SCORE 26
The Bees, please… SCORE 18
My cheesecake cracked into a Pi. SCORE 22
Utah Transit Authority sign on a train SCORE 19