Cat vs. Blow dryer. SCORE 117
The best part of getting older… SCORE 194
How strange it is to be anything at all. SCORE 152
When you’re really hungry, waiting for the pizza guy. SCORE 80
Preflight Update SCORE 17
Bee logic. SCORE 159
Passwords these days. SCORE 298
Every year around this time… SCORE 67
How the cuss did you qualify for this? SCORE 7
Can money buy happiness? SCORE 40
Broke Back Taco Bell. SCORE 227
Seems fixed… SCORE 322
Narwhals love bacon. SCORE 61
You’re like the ocean. SCORE 204
Accurate. SCORE 323
Someday SCORE 7
The next few days on Facebook. SCORE 186
How to pet a kitty. SCORE 200
Pelvic thrusting cats. SCORE 59
A dog’s life. SCORE 185
Good guy Dog. SCORE 161
Mind. Blown. SCORE 100
Kids these days… SCORE 105
Things people say when I write with my left hand. SCORE 192
Yoga Bear. SCORE 81
There WILL be consequences! SCORE 154
Coincidence? SCORE 148
Touché… SCORE 192
True fear. SCORE 255
The power of Gangnam Style. SCORE 166
The world is so messed up. SCORE 186
This is your face. This is your face on Scotch Tape. SCORE 32
