the absurdity of existence SCORE 16
my preferred sunscreen is a house SCORE 35
we are the math problem SCORE 35
new australian spider SCORE 24
potato shaped SCORE 10
see you tomorrow SCORE 27
the ‘h’ in ghost SCORE 31
dad’s ravioli SCORE 6
luminous butt bucket SCORE 21
dog bites everything SCORE 23
trying to discipline a cat SCORE 23
alexa turn my feelings off SCORE 12
buying goosebumps at the scholastic book fair SCORE 27
the tiger is out SCORE 33
true love is holding hands with a burrito SCORE 19
nature’s baseball SCORE 8
what’s for lunch? SCORE 22
pupils dilate SCORE 45
don’t send help SCORE 19
saying no to things punch card SCORE 42
distraction level expert SCORE 13
the dishes… again SCORE 27
if only there was a logical explanation SCORE 24
what we want vs what we get SCORE 18
battle snake SCORE 26
the problem with talking about my feelings SCORE 20
earth sandwich SCORE 39
when two monsters love each other SCORE 23
species and age, please SCORE 40
rats love tiny cars SCORE 40
snipped it in the butt SCORE 28
borchestershire shot SCORE 36
