You are traffic. SCORE 242
Oh hot reservoir. SCORE 387
Harry Potter’s iPhone. SCORE 208
This is what I feel like now! SCORE 12
There may be a spy among us. SCORE 214
Betcha Can’t SCORE -2
Onion rings. SCORE 158
So many puns! SCORE 136
We’ve all had that moment. SCORE 110
Jenga! SCORE 198
Just perfect. SCORE 21
Tis but a scratch. SCORE 215
Touché… SCORE 263
Whale bullies. SCORE 140
Life in the woods. SCORE 133
My dream. SCORE 134
Dear shaving commercials. SCORE 254
I need dis. SCORE 203
It isn’t. SCORE 183
If you watch…. SCORE 186
Women’s logic. SCORE -73
Attack! SCORE 200
Wings SCORE 7
Goldfish problems. SCORE 180
Why I hate movie theaters. SCORE 180
Just a puppy. SCORE 181
Science FTW! SCORE 153
Oh hipsters… SCORE 130
Big cats also like boxes. SCORE 164
Why cats are better than men. SCORE 52
Sweet, but not quite right. SCORE 1
A cat’s life. SCORE 0