Hey Jasmine! SCORE 248
Beard growing expectations vs. reality. SCORE 77
Text etiquette. SCORE 74
Never forget. SCORE 159
How seasons work. SCORE 158
I should buy a boat. SCORE 118
If you think you’re having a bad day… SCORE 152
Helpful Advice #393: Profound SCORE 4
How to troll your girlfriend. SCORE 131
How to piss off your designer friends. SCORE 101
Hippos kill more people every year than sharks. SCORE 119
oh nostalgia… SCORE 240
He is the Juan Percent. SCORE 93
Helpful Advice #738: Hothead SCORE 2
Towards a grand unification of cutlery. SCORE 70
Dad of the year award goes to… SCORE 102
The human jukebox. SCORE 79
Burn! SCORE 216
Rock vs. paper. SCORE 228
How Dorthy dies. SCORE 81
Seal SCORE 28
What would you do for a Klondike Bar? SCORE 121
These snozberries taste like snozberries! SCORE 105
Burn! SCORE 249
Accurate. SCORE 112
Call the lawyers. SCORE 154
Piano for rap. SCORE 181
Pinguecula (1931) SCORE 50
Helpful Advice #11: Planning SCORE 1
Probably… SCORE 185
Genius. SCORE 145
Being sick. SCORE 140
