My daughter is blind and for her ninth birthday party we made braille chocolate message slabs – I LOVE YOU and HAPPY BIRTHDAY in braille. SCORE 151
Last Night I Had A Salad For Dinner SCORE 75
It’s 2016, nothing surprises me any more. SCORE 88
Some Guy Is So Intent On Spoiling Game Of Thrones SCORE 116
Don’t do it! SCORE 65
The internet is a beautiful place SCORE 74
I’m Really Bad At Portioning Uncooked Pasta SCORE 96
Maybe my understanding of good is inaccurate SCORE -17
Beautiful dogs SCORE 115
Japanese Fallen Leaves Art SCORE 105
What I feel like saying to most girls on Tinder SCORE 55
Star Wars logic SCORE 64
You should play the role of my father SCORE 145
A dinosaur prop tied to a truck SCORE 118
how the f**k do you spell that? SCORE 54
Scaredy cat SCORE -23
Never sink SCORE 146
If It Makes You Feel Better, I’m The Pilot SCORE 62
When You Grow Up With Black Santa… SCORE 86
Made from old circuit boards SCORE 112
WWJD? SCORE 96
I’ve always wondered this SCORE 87
you taste like friendship SCORE 108
They know the truth. SCORE 78
Every time I walk into a Best Buy… SCORE 93
Frozen plane getting de-iced SCORE 70
At a bar in Portland SCORE 115
I won’t believe it till I see it. SCORE 83
I’m a good cleaner SCORE 88
Sand Skiing In Peru SCORE 108
He’s bananas SCORE 206
Just pineapple thoughts SCORE 52