I am not good at metaphors. SCORE 229
Slumber Party Court. SCORE 400
Real life Bert. SCORE 91
How the gentlemen died out. SCORE 307
Tomorrow. SCORE 249
Reasons I wash my hands. SCORE 103
How marketing works. SCORE 285
If celebrities were average Americans. SCORE 250
Rat tail. You’re doing it right. SCORE 79
Now give me a little push. SCORE 276
Waldo finds YOU. SCORE 192
I pity the fool. SCORE 247
Feelings are mutual. SCORE 308
Iguanashark. SCORE 222
What Google Earth is used for. SCORE 295
Honest stock photography. SCORE 311
I’m in the kitchen, want a sandwich? SCORE 338
Only you can prevent “eternal flames.” SCORE 227
Extremely hot. SCORE 222
Frying Nemo. SCORE 124
If Dexter was a Dr. Seuss Character. SCORE 148
Secret life of animals. SCORE 104
Ten points to Gryffindor. SCORE 178
Everybody poops. SCORE 225
Lucky George. SCORE 162
AK-47 with chainsaw bayonet. SCORE 222
At the zoo with an iPhone. SCORE 96
Do want. SCORE 193
Browser wars. SCORE 330
Do want. SCORE 212
That explains so many things. SCORE 261
8 animal misconceptions. SCORE 181
