Long live the queen!? SCORE 30
Honey，I think there was a mix up at the hospital… SCORE 23
We are dedicated to the sciences. SCORE 21
Dolly Parton gets no rest. SCORE 24
Astronauts assemble! SCORE 22
Top ten ways to get out of the draft… SCORE 18
Breonna Taylor’s killers are not in custody. Who else? SCORE 29
The Fortune Cookies Are Sick Of Us SCORE 19
We need you, bud. SCORE 18
Beware the danger. SCORE 27
This 5 legged toad from Springfield, probably. SCORE 14
Preach, Papa. SCORE 41
2020 will spawn some crazy Netflix shows… SCORE 30
Be petty SCORE 35
You are a fair bit more ragged, than I recall… SCORE 26
Vanna White on the Price is Right, circa 1985 SCORE 24
everyone needs a bestie SCORE 27
Black Lives Matter Plaza by order of Mayor Bowser SCORE 27
To the rescue? SCORE 24
Le sigh… SCORE 25
I PUT TEAR GAS ON MY EGGS FOR BREAKFAST SCORE 24
Preparation pays off. SCORE 100
US senator open calls for executions of Americans, BTW SCORE 24
🤔 SCORE 19
Big wreckage… SCORE 23
281 retweets, 302 <3 SCORE 37
Absolute class. SCORE 25
Never forget. SCORE 29
Death by words SCORE 24
Technically Google is not at fault for how lost you are…. SCORE 28
Feed the birds… tuppence a bag. SCORE 21
Corona bad. SCORE 28
