I don’t like to brag… But… SCORE 18
Instagram is down… SCORE 7
Mary had a little lamb… SCORE 127
Ross, is that you? SCORE 245
Never go full retard! SCORE 236
Attention seekers. SCORE 119
They called it Sims. SCORE -114
Buddies. SCORE 18
Silly pandas… SCORE 153
Expectations ≠ reality. Immediately thought about the Large Hadron Collider SCORE 18
Wait a second… SCORE 89
Highlight anything you think seems stupid. SCORE 213
Sharing is caring. SCORE 19
I hope you didn’t get anyone a puppy. SCORE 178
Jerk! SCORE 124
Look at all this work! SCORE 12
Words. SCORE 200
One of these is not like the others. SCORE 222
Why Photoshop exists. SCORE 142
When going for a haircut. SCORE 100
Where babies come from… SCORE 285
Why did I unfriend you? SCORE 125
David’s secret weapon. SCORE 98
Dear God. SCORE 119
The new form of punishment at Hogwarts. SCORE 118
Uggcitrin. SCORE 82
Only care about what’s important! SCORE 15
Cats are jerks. SCORE 143
Flying. Cause planking is boring. SCORE 169
Well, I’m not going out today SCORE 20
History class in one sentence. SCORE 302
Lasagna. SCORE 9