There’s a message by the zipper of my pants, warning me to be careful. SCORE 80
Famous last words SCORE 131
Ouch SCORE 130
Turnip SCORE 144
Baby Shower SCORE 111
My wife, a Venezuelan smartass SCORE 130
Next time on Project Runway… SCORE 154
Took pot brownies to work today. HR loved it. SCORE 127
He protec SCORE 113
With all the Cambridge Analytica and Facebook drama recently this comes to mind SCORE 196
Mom Said It Is My Turn On The Xbox SCORE 76
Me trying to reach my lifegoals…. SCORE 89
Bunghole clenches SCORE 65
Teen Girl Squad cosplay SCORE 93
The economy is doing great! SCORE 59
Not again! SCORE 70
Friggin Grandma SCORE 58
The accuracy SCORE 107
Thanks honey.. SCORE 81
You mess with my cats, you mess with me. SCORE 83
My boyfriend is selling his truck on OfferUp and this kid asked him if he could pay to borrow it for his prom night. I thought it was adorable. SCORE 103
Wish me luck! SCORE 90
sigh SCORE 84
Joyous Easter SCORE 47
I take them all. SCORE 136
BAD rock! Down boy! SCORE 79
Roses are red, I need to practice my vows SCORE 58
It’s like practically eating Oxiclean SCORE 115
Such a cutie ! SCORE 96
For Narnia! SCORE 73
When you send a good joke on Messenger SCORE 81
Jenna Fischer’s shirt is Michael’s grilled foot SCORE 83
