At my funeral. SCORE 218
A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift SCORE 148
Light vs. darkness. SCORE 255
Burn!!! SCORE 2
The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 19
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
Goats are jerks. SCORE 114
Cats are jerks. SCORE 157
The Twortle SCORE 142
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
Going home for vacation SCORE 14
Clive wasn’t a smart man. SCORE 241
Best Friend Cats. SCORE 130
Trollololo! SCORE 152
The power of barking SCORE 18
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
Now kiss… SCORE 116
Same thing… SCORE 21
Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20
Howling lessons SCORE 9
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
Lady Liberty while she was still being created. SCORE 12
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
2pactopus SCORE 113
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
