You could claim anything is real… SCORE 197
I once had a goldfish who would break dance on the carpet… SCORE 194
How people see me. SCORE 233
That awkward moment when… SCORE 138
I never run with scissors. SCORE 174
I’m not sure what to believe anymore. SCORE 390
I did Nazi that coming… SCORE 194
Just Bill Murray SCORE 11
Chatting with my English friend. SCORE 7
Should you forward that email? SCORE 126
College life. SCORE 158
When you offer someone gum… SCORE 154
The only Harlem Shake that I approve of. SCORE 252
a song about quarks! feat. Hank from side show by vlog SCORE 10
I used to be a people person… SCORE 130
What you never knew you never knew, about Pocahontas. SCORE 193
The shelf life of food. SCORE 77
Beyonce’s zoo shoes. SCORE -260
A forever puppy! SCORE 390
In an alternate universe. SCORE 72
Accurate. SCORE 257
I love you. SCORE 20
How marriage works. SCORE 66
Friend level: Ginger. SCORE 115
Wisdom from Benjamin Franklin. SCORE 220
You said you’d never forget! SCORE 198
Please be troll. SCORE 231
Sadly, I can relate. SCORE 145
Friends. SCORE 213
All the Navies! SCORE 172
My OCD senses are tingling. SCORE 167
What I imagine people watching me play Pokemon on the subway are thinking. SCORE 198