Domo-kun toast. SCORE 5
It’s important to stay well hydrated. SCORE 202
SAY THAT TO MY FACE! SCORE 205
Life of Pie. SCORE 120
You are my favorite proton. SCORE 90
No matter how slow you go… wait what? SCORE 187
The power of Morgan Freeman. SCORE 81
The momzone. SCORE 272
Pure evil. SCORE 253
Born to be grumpy. SCORE 52
Avengers assemble! SCORE 68
Whenever I’m feeling generous while driving. SCORE 200
When corgis get married. SCORE 79
Pizza is my Valentine. SCORE 74
Bandit the corgi vs. Ice. SCORE 66
When I’m at my friend’s house and they get in trouble with their parents. SCORE 182
Downton Abbey Road. SCORE 90
I love that game. SCORE 192
Louie refused to admit he’d put on a few pounds during the holidays. SCORE 174
College ruled. SCORE 206
Totally rude, right? SCORE 359
Cat Vader. SCORE 3
Homosexuality vs. a tattoo. SCORE 397
Not sure if hug or attempted murder. SCORE 182
Whenever the remote is out of arm’s reach. SCORE 165
Oh please! Oh please! Oh please! SCORE 341
Actual Advice Mallard on understanding women. SCORE 203
Tell me! SCORE 127
When snow needs a lesson. SCORE 293
Something to be proud of. SCORE 315
The small talk calendar. SCORE 187
Making the best of a broken phone screen. SCORE 201